2 Blind Pilots Have The Entire Plane In A Panic

There are certain things that we expect out of the professions we may interact with on occasion. For example, we may have a stereotypical vision of what would come walking into our home if we hired an electrician or perhaps a plumber.

There are also times when these expectations go beyond stereotypical and they can really make a difference in our feelings and our comfort level. That is true of pilots, especially when they are going to be flying a big jet and caring for hundreds of people in the air.

That is why we find the following joke to be so funny. It’s perfect because anybody that has ever flown on an airplane will find it to be hilarious and those who don’t, will still find it to be funny.

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway.

The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.

Both appear to be blind.

The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses.

At first, the passengers don’t react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes, the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the flight attendants for reassurance.

Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway. Some begin panicking, some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment, the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot, “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we’re gonna get killed!”

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