Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are. ”The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.”

One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age…” Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, “You’re 87 years old!” Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?” Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison…”We were at your birthday party yesterday!”

Three mischievous old Grannies were causing a stir outside the nursing home, sitting on a bench and enjoying the sunshine. Their laughter and banter filled the air as they watched the world go by. Suddenly, an old Grandpa strolled past, catching their attention.

Without missing a beat, one of the old Grandmas called out to him, teasingly saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.” The old man scoffed, dismissing their claim as impossible. But the Grannies were determined to prove him wrong.

With mischievous grins on their faces, the Grandmas challenged the old man to a cheeky game. “Just drop your pants and under shorts, and we will guess your age,” they said. Despite feeling a bit embarrassed, the old man agreed, thinking there was no way they could accurately determine his age.

As the old man stood with his pants around his ankles, the three old ladies instructed him to turn around and jump up and down a few times. After a few moments of observation and deliberation, they confidently announced, “You’re 87 years old!”

The old man was taken aback, shocked that they had guessed correctly. He couldn’t believe it. “How in the world did you guess?” he asked, bewildered. The Grannies burst into laughter, clapping their hands and sharing a knowing look.

Amidst their laughter, one of the Grandmas exclaimed, “We were at your birthday party yesterday!” The old man’s eyes widened in surprise as he realized the truth behind their accurate guess. The mischievous Grannies had played a hilarious prank on him, using their wit and cunning to trick him.

As the old man pulled up his pants and joined in on the laughter, he couldn’t help but appreciate the cleverness and humor of the three old Grannies. Their playful spirit and quick thinking had brightened his day and left him with a story to tell for years to come.