Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said,
“Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”
“We don’t have any.” replied the first blonde.
“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses.”
“But officer,” replied the second blonde,
“we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”
The warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were magnets tied on the end of each line.
“Well, I know of no law against it,” said the warden,
“take all the debris you want.” And with that, he left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
“What a dumb cop,” the second blonde said to the other two, “doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?!”
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river, enjoying a day out in nature with their fishing poles in hand. The scene seemed peaceful and serene, until a game warden approached them and requested to see their fishing licenses.
The first blonde admitted that they did not have fishing licenses, causing the warden to remind them of the importance of having one while fishing. However, the second blonde quickly jumped in to explain that they were not actually fishing. Instead, they had magnets tied to the end of their lines and were using them to collect debris from the bottom of the river.
The warden, intrigued by their unique approach to cleaning up the river, inspected the lines and saw the magnets at the end. He couldn’t find any law against their method of cleaning up the river, so he allowed them to continue with their mission. With a nod of approval, the warden left the three blondes to their task.
As soon as the warden was out of sight, the three blondes burst into laughter at their successful ruse. The second blonde couldn’t help but comment on the warden’s ignorance, joking about the steelhead trout that could potentially be caught in the river with their unconventional fishing method.
The story of the three blondes by the river serves as a humorous reminder that sometimes a little creativity and quick thinking can get you out of a tricky situation. While it’s always important to follow the rules and regulations, it’s also important to have a sense of humor and make the most out of any situation that comes your way. And who knows, maybe those magnets actually did end up catching something unexpected in the end!