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This Woman’s Husband…

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?”

She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a Vagina?”

She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days.

The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again.

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.

The husband whisperes to the wife, “Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy

I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he’s going with this.” She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks,

“Do you have a Vagina?” “Yes I do.” says the lady. The man replies, “Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours!”

The woman is taken aback by the man’s audacity and quickly slams the door once again. The following day, the persistent man returns, asking the same intrusive question. Fed up and frustrated, the woman confides in her husband about the strange encounters.

In a display of love and protectiveness, the husband decides to take the day off work to be by his wife’s side in case the man shows up again. The next morning, as they hear a knock at the door, both husband and wife rush to answer it. With a plan in place, the husband positions himself behind the door, ready to confront the man.

As the wife opens the door, the man repeats his question, “Do you have a Vagina?” This time, following her husband’s cue, the wife confidently responds in the affirmative. The man’s response takes them both by surprise as he reveals his true intentions – to stop the husband from pursuing his wife and instead focus on his own marriage.

The unexpected twist leaves the couple in stitches as they realize the absurdity of the situation. The husband, impressed by his wife’s quick thinking, can’t help but laugh at the clever resolution to the bizarre encounters. The man, embarrassed by the misunderstanding, quickly retreats, leaving the couple to share a moment of amusement and relief.

In the end, the husband and wife are grateful for the opportunity to bond over the strange and humorous experience. It serves as a reminder of the importance of communication and trust in a relationship, as well as the power of humor to diffuse tense situations. As they recount the events to friends and family, the couple can’t help but chuckle at the memory of “this woman’s husband” coming to the rescue in a most unexpected way.