A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
The woman couldn’t believe her luck. Thanks to the father blaming the dog for her farts, she was able to release all her pent-up gas without any embarrassment. She couldn’t help but giggle to herself at the absurdity of the situation. The rest of the dinner went on without a hitch, and the woman was able to relax and enjoy getting to know her boyfriend’s family.
As the night came to an end, the woman couldn’t help but think about how funny the whole situation was. She knew that she had made a good impression on her boyfriend’s parents, thanks to Skippy taking the blame for her farts. She also knew that she would never forget this hilarious dinner experience.
The next time she saw Skippy, the dog wagged his tail and licked her hand as if to say, “No hard feelings.” The woman chuckled to herself, grateful for the unexpected comedy that had unfolded at the dinner table that night.
In the end, the woman realized that sometimes, even the most embarrassing situations can turn into funny stories to look back on. She was grateful for the way things had played out and felt even closer to her boyfriend and his family because of it.
So, the next time you find yourself in a potentially embarrassing situation, just remember the tale of the woman and the blame-shifting dog. Sometimes, a little humor and a lot of gas can make for a memorable evening with your loved ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even gain a new furry friend in the process. Just be sure to watch out for any suspicious glances from the family pet!