Perplexed, the mortician brought Sean in to identify the body.

Sean took a look and said, “Yup, he’s burnt real bad. Roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over.

Sean looked down and said, “No, it ain’t Paddy.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Sean replied, “Well, Paddy had two arseholes.”

“What? He had two arseholes?” exclaimed the mortician.

“Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, ‘Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes.'”

Paddy may have left this world in a tragic way, but he certainly left behind a memorable legacy. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were called upon to identify his badly burned body at the morgue. What transpired next was a mix of confusion, humor, and a testament to the unique character of Paddy.

As Seamus and Sean took turns examining