Paddy the Irishman tragically died in a fire and was badly burned. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were called in.

Seamus went in first. The mortician pulled back the sheet, and Seamus said, “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over.

Seamus looked and said, “Nope, it ain’t Paddy.”

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