by a mysterious phone call.

The wife, groggily answering, listened for a brief moment before exclaiming,

“How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!”

She promptly hung up, leaving her husband curious.

“Who was that?” he asked.

Without missing a beat, his wife replied with a deadpan expression,

“How would I know? Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!”

Experts suggest this couple’s witty exchange will make them the highlight of dinner party conversations for months to come!