In our quiet neighborhood, the 4th of July was always calm—just small barbecues and light fireworks. But this year, our new neighbor Jeff broke the peace with a loud, midnight fireworks show. The explosions were so intense, kids cried and dogs barked nonstop. I asked Jeff politely to tone it down, but he just laughed it off. That’s when I knew I had to do something.

First, I ordered the tackiest garden gnomes and, while Jeff was out, my friends and I set up a gnome party all over his lawn. We added tiny flags and little sparklers for extra effect. Next, we gave Jeff’s prized car a patriotic chalk makeover—Uncle Sam on the hood and stars everywhere. The chalk washed off easily, but it sent a message loud and clear. Continues…