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Come back in ten years!

An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel…

The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid.

“What do you want?”

The kid says, “I wanna get laid!”

The Madam says, “Yeah, come back in ten years.”

“But I wanna get laid.”

The Madam bends down and says,

“Kid, get out of here, come back in ten years. Tell you what, go find a tree with a hole in it and practice.”

Ten years later, the kid knocks again on the door.

The Madam recognizes him instantly,
“Kid! You’re back!”

The kid says,
“You said to wait ten years, so I did.”

Did you practice on the tree-like I told you?”

“Yes ma’am, I did!”

The Madam is so impressed that she walks him upstairs to the best lady in the house.
As the lady undresses, the kid walks over to the closet, grabs a broom, and starts whacking the prostitute.

The lady screams, “What are you doing kid?”

“Checking for squirrels.”

This joke may elicit a chuckle or two, but it also highlights an important point: patience and practice pay off in the long run. In a world where instant gratification is the norm, it’s refreshing to see a young boy willing to wait ten years to achieve his goal.

The idea of practicing on a tree may seem absurd, but it serves as a metaphor for the importance of preparation and hard work. The boy’s dedication to improving his skills during those ten years is commendable, and it ultimately leads to his success when he finally returns to the brothel.

Of course, the punchline of the joke adds a humorous twist to the story, reminding us not to take life too seriously. The boy’s unexpected actions may surprise us, but they also serve as a reminder that sometimes, things don’t go as planned.

In a society that values instant gratification and quick fixes, the story of the boy and the brothel serves as a humorous yet insightful reminder that good things come to those who wait. Whether it’s mastering a skill, achieving a goal, or simply learning to be patient, the lesson of this joke is clear: sometimes, it’s worth the wait.

So next time you’re feeling impatient or frustrated with your progress, remember the boy who waited ten years to achieve his goal. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself checking for squirrels in the most unexpected places.

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