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Joke 1: The Final Fiery Exit

When Harold finally passed away, his wife Marjorie decided that his departure should be as unforgettable as his temper had been all his life. Harold had been known for his constant “hot-headed” outbursts and his stubborn refusal to cool down—even on the chilliest of days. For years, Marjorie had endured Harold’s explosive arguments and his habit of leaving the stove on, jokingly calling him “the human furnace.” Now, as fate would have it, his final act was to leave the world in a blaze.

At the family gathering after the funeral, while relatives offered solemn condolences, Marjorie couldn’t help but quip, “Well, Harold always did say he’d go out in a blaze of glory. I guess he finally proved it—his issues are now nothing but