A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too!”

After spending 15 years in prison, the man who escaped was desperate for money and weapons. Breaking into a random house, he stumbled upon a young couple in bed. The situation quickly escalated as he ordered the man out of bed and tied him to a chair. The woman was tied to the bed, and he began to make advances towards her.

However, a surprising turn of events occurred when the husband tried to protect his wife by pretending that the escaped convict was a dangerous man who hadn’t seen a woman in years. He advised his wife to comply with the man’s wishes to avoid any violent outbursts. The wife, in a bid to protect herself and her husband, played along with the scenario.

But then, the unexpected happened. The man whispered in the wife’s ear that he was actually gay and found the husband attractive. He asked for vaseline, which the wife cleverly pointed out was in the bathroom. The tension in the room immediately shifted as the husband and wife realized that their lives were not in immediate danger.

The husband and wife’s quick thinking and ability to adapt to the situation saved them from a potentially dangerous encounter. What initially seemed like a terrifying home invasion turned into a humorous misunderstanding that left everyone unharmed.

This story serves as a reminder that things are not always as they seem. In times of crisis, it is important to think on your feet and assess the situation carefully before reacting. The couple’s ability to remain calm and think quickly ultimately saved them from harm and turned a potentially frightening situation into a humorous anecdote that they would remember for years to come.