The wife immediately bombarded him with questions about the trip: how it was, if he caught any fish, and so on.

“Yes, I caught plenty—lots of salmon, bluegill, and even a few swordfish,” he replied. Then, with a puzzled look, he added, “But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”The wife smirked and said, “Oh, I did! They were in your fishing box.”
A doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party, just trying to relax.

But every five minutes, someone interrupts the doctor:Can you look at this rash?”

“My back’s been k.i.l.ling me…”

“Does this mole look weird?”After an hour of free check-ups, the doctor sighs and asks the lawyer:

“How do you deal with people asking for free legal advice outside of work?”

The lawyer