There was a little old lady who was very spiritual,
Who would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and yell
Praise the Lord!”
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.
So after a month or so of her yelling “Praise the Lord” from her porch,
The neighbour went outside on his porch and yelled back,
“There is no Lord!”
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual lady.
So after a month or so of her yelling “Praise the Lord” from her porch,
The neighbour went outside on his porch and yelled back,
“There is no Lord!”
Help me Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no more food.”
The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week.
“Praise the Lord! ” she yelled.
The atheist stepped out from the bushes and said,
Haha! There is no Lord, I bought those groceries for you!”
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and yelled,
“Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!”
There was a little old lady who lived in the neighborhood, and she was known for her strong faith and spiritual beliefs. Every day, rain or shine, she would step out onto her porch, raise her arms to the sky, and yell out, “Praise the Lord!” Her joyful exclamation echoed through the streets, bringing a sense of peace and positivity to all who heard it.
However, one day, a new neighbor moved in next door. This neighbor was an atheist and did not share the little old lady’s beliefs. He quickly became irritated by her daily proclamation and decided to confront her about it. After a month of hearing her shout, “Praise the Lord!” the atheist stepped out onto his own porch and yelled back, “There is no Lord!”
Undeterred, the little old lady continued to express her gratitude and trust in a higher power. One day, she found herself in a difficult situation. She had no money left, it was cold outside, and she had run out of food. In desperation, she cried out, “Help me Lord, I have no more money, it’s cold, and I have no more food.” The next morning, to her surprise, she found three bags of groceries on her porch, enough to last her for a week. Overjoyed, she raised her arms to the sky and once again yelled, “Praise the Lord!”
The atheist, who had heard her plea for help, decided to reveal himself. He stepped out from the bushes and smugly told her that he had bought the groceries for her. But the little old lady simply smiled, looked up at the sky, and said, “Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!”
This story serves as a reminder that faith and belief can bring unexpected blessings into our lives, even in the face of doubt or skepticism. The little old lady’s unwavering trust in a higher power not only provided her with physical sustenance but also brought a sense of joy and humor to those around her. In the end, her spiritual strength prevailed, leaving a lasting impact on her atheist neighbor and the entire neighborhood.
