If you are up to some good laughter, you are at the right place as the following story will surely make your day.
A husband and wife are at a church, listening to a lengthy ceremony. The wife can’t help herself but fall asleep. Her husband notices this and tries to wake her up by poking her with his finger.
As he touches her, the sermon asks a question about the gathering that had led the Israelites to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman shouts, “The Almighty!” before falling asleep yet again.
As the ceremony goes on, the husband pokes her once again just as the sermon asks about the one who had sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins. The woman, all sleepy says, “Jesus Christ!”
When the sermon asked another question, her husband tried to wake her up for the third time now. However, the timing didn’t seem to be right as the question was “What words did Eve speak to Adam after the birth of their last child?” At this point, the wife was angry at her husband for constantly poking her with his finger so she exclaimed: “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.”
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If you are in need of a good laugh, look no further because this story will surely brighten your day.
Picture this: a husband and wife are sitting in a church, enduring a long ceremony. The wife, exhausted from the monotony of the service, drifts off to sleep. Her husband, noticing her slumber, decides to gently poke her with his finger in an attempt to wake her up.
Just as he nudges her, the sermon poses a question about the Israelites’ journey to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the wife blurts out, “The Almighty!” before dozing off once more.
As the ceremony continues, the husband tries to rouse his wife again, this time as the sermon asks about the one who sacrificed for the forgiveness of sins. Still groggy from sleep, the wife mumbles, “Jesus Christ!”
The husband, determined to keep his wife awake, pokes her once more when the sermon asks a question about Eve speaking to Adam after the birth of their last child. However, this time, the wife is fed up with being poked and snaps, “I swear, if you touch me with that finger again, I’ll snap it in half!”
This humorous moment in the church serves as a reminder that even in the most solemn of settings, laughter can find its way in. So, next time you’re feeling bored during a long ceremony, remember this story and share a laugh with your loved ones.
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