A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried. Next morning, not only is the rooster screwing the hens but he is screwing the turkeys, ducks even the cow. Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: “You deserved it, you horny bastard!” And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh! ,they are about to land.”

A farmer recently decided to add a new addition to his flock by purchasing a young rooster. Little did he know, this rooster was quite the ladies’ man. Upon arriving at the farm, the young rooster wasted no time and immediately began to mate with all 150 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer couldn’t help but be impressed by the rooster’s vigor and enthusiasm.

As lunchtime rolled around, the young rooster continued his escapades by once again mating with all 150 hens. The farmer’s initial impression of the rooster quickly turned into concern. The following morning, the rooster’s behavior escalated as he not only pursued the hens but also the turkeys, ducks, and even the cow. The farmer was taken aback by the rooster’s insatiable appetite for mating.

Later that day, the farmer discovered the young rooster lying limp and lifeless in the barnyard, surrounded by circling vultures. Despite the farmer’s initial shock, he couldn’t help but feel a sense of justice for the rooster’s behavior. In a moment of mixed emotions, the farmer scolded the rooster for his behavior, exclaiming that he deserved his fate.

However, to the farmer’s surprise, the young rooster mustered up the energy to open one eye and point towards the vultures with his wing. In a hushed tone, the rooster warned the farmer that the vultures were about to land. The farmer couldn’t help but chuckle at the rooster’s last act of defiance, even in death.

This humorous tale serves as a reminder that actions have consequences, and sometimes, even the most unexpected individuals can surprise us with their resilience. The young rooster may have met an unfortunate end, but his spirit and boldness will be remembered by the farmer for years to come.