Waitress’ Response To Customer After “”Inappropriate”” Order Request…

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated

All the waitresses are gorgeous.

A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, “What would you like, sir?”

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘Quiche’.”

A man walked into a restaurant and was seated at a table where he was greeted by a group of gorgeous waitresses. One particular waitress caught his eye – she was wearing a very short skirt and had legs for days. As she approached his table and asked if he was ready to order, he couldn’t help but appreciate her beauty.

After scanning the menu, the man decided to make a little joke. He looked the waitress up and down and said, “A quickie.” The waitress was taken aback and walked away in disgust. After composing herself, she returned to the table and asked again what he would like to order.

Once again, the man couldn’t resist and said, “A quickie, please.” This time, the waitress had had enough. She slapped him across the face with a loud “SMACK!” and stormed away in anger.

A man sitting at the next table overheard the exchange and leaned over to whisper to the man, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘Quiche’.” The man’s face turned red with embarrassment as he realized his mistake.

It goes to show that sometimes jokes can be lost in translation, especially when they are inappropriate. The waitress handled the situation with grace and stood up for herself when she felt disrespected. It’s important to remember to treat others with kindness and respect, even in a casual setting like a restaurant.

In the end, the man probably learned his lesson to think twice before making a joke that could be seen as disrespectful. And hopefully, he enjoyed his quiche in peace after the misunderstanding was cleared up.