My daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, she didn’t put it quite like that… she said…
“Dad, this is my new boyfriend…”
Daughter’s text to Dad
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.
He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly.
Dad’s reply: Dad’s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
My daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me, and throw me out of the house.
Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”
Well, she didn’t put it quite like that… she said…
“Dad, this is my new boyfriend…”
Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.
He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had a 2-month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly.
Dad’s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever… I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
This humorous exchange between a daughter and her dad showcases the playful banter that can exist between family members. Despite the initial shock of the daughter’s dramatic statements, it all turned out to be a lighthearted joke about her introducing her new boyfriend. The father’s witty response added to the humor, suggesting modern ways of getting married and even selling off a husband if needed.
Family dynamics often involve teasing, joking, and poking fun at one another, and this interaction between the daughter and dad exemplifies just that. It’s important to maintain a sense of humor and levity within families, even when discussing serious topics like marriage. This playful exchange serves as a reminder that laughter and joy can be found in unexpected places, even in text messages between family members.
So, the next time your daughter walks in with a dramatic statement, be prepared for a punchline that will surely make you smile.
