80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, “What is 15 plus 15?”

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, “Eighteen!”

Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give her another chance.”

So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?”

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, “Ninety?”

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened – the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!”

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance — What is 2 plus 2?”

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”

Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream… “Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

The “Blondes Are Not Stupid” convention was filled with excitement and hope as 80,000 blondes gathered in a football stadium to prove their intelligence to the world. The leader of the convention called for a volunteer to showcase their knowledge and skills.

Amidst the sea of blondes, one brave woman made her way to the stage to face the challenge. The leader asked her a simple math question, “What is 15 plus 15?” After a moment of hesitation, the woman confidently answered, “Eighteen.” The crowd’s reaction was mixed, with some disappointment in the air.

But suddenly, the entire stadium erupted into cheers and chants of “Give her another chance!” The leader, taken aback by the overwhelming support, decided to give the woman another opportunity to prove herself. This time, he asked her, “What is 5 plus 5?” After a bit of struggle, the woman blurted out, “Ninety?” causing more confusion and disappointment.

Despite the setbacks, the crowd of blondes remained steadfast in their belief in the woman’s abilities. They continued to cheer and encourage her, shouting, “Give her another chance!” The leader, feeling the pressure of the moment, reluctantly agreed to one final question.

He asked the woman, “What is 2 plus 2?” With determination in her eyes, the woman took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and after what seemed like an eternity, she confidently answered, “Four.” The stadium erupted into chaos as all 80,000 blondes rose to their feet, cheering, clapping, and chanting in unison, “Give her another chance!”

In that moment, it became clear that the convention was not just about proving intelligence but also about supporting and uplifting one another. The woman’s journey from doubt to triumph symbolized the resilience and unity of the blonde community. And as the cheers echoed through the stadium, it was evident that blondes were not just smart, but also compassionate and empowering.