The first line feels like a joke.
By the third month, it doesn’t.
This “harmless” Christmas list starts with oranges and cheesecake… then swerves into prison sentences, broken expectations, and brutal favoritism by birth month. Some get diamonds and tropical escapes. Others get nothing. Literally nothing. Once you scroll to your month and see what you’re “meant” to unwrap, you won’t look at the holidays the sa… Continues…