The bus was silent until the first punchline dropped. Three convicts, three “essential” items for years behind bars—and every choice more ridiculous than the last. One dreams of painting his way to fame, another plans to gamble through the days, and the third… brings something that makes them both stare in shock. Then night falls, the lights go out, and a single shouted number makes hardened criminals collapse in tears of laughter. But when the new guy finally speaks up, the entire prison howls for a reason he never expec… Continues…